Sunday, May 28, 2006
SEVEN DAYS TiL MY BiRTHDAAAY :P
i havent done much this month, just work. past two days i worked 11 hours.. blah! todays a little pot luck but im off, lame! heres a car survey i got from ryann on myspace. heh
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1) What kind of car do you drive? O4 corolla s
2) What color is it? silverrr
3) Do you like it? yea it was brand new when i got it :)
4) Any decals/stickers? custom silver stop dui magnet to the right of my license & a dye sticker that note put on my back windshield.. on the top of my antenna theres a red stop dui ribbon
5) Anything hanging from the rear view mirror? mini rosary
6) Any fun stuff? yea i got clips from work thati throw @ idiot drivers & i got little toys in my glove compartment, random stuff for my passengers. haha
7) XM? how about itrip :]
8) Do you have seat covers? i had white ones in the front seats for a good hour but i found out that the philippines has a different seats for the corollas. haha
9) How many miles does your car have on it? about 31490 :) yea i keep track of it daily, dont hate!
10) What's your first radio preset station? 98.5 but ive been listening to 97.5 if my ipod isnt charged
11) What CD is in your stereo? n/a homie i use the itrip
12) Do you get mad if you get a scratch on it? yea but the major scratches are at the bottom of my car =/ BLAH
13) Does your air conditioning work? yea i hate it when you turn it on in the summer its smells weird
14) Who was the last person to ride in your car with you? neil & g (xmen 3 waaaa)
15) Does your car have a lot of problems? no its just a little dirty inside
16) Do you own it/lease it/given it? daddy bought it 0__o
17) Does it get good gas mileage? i guess.. its like 400miles a tank but thats if im on the E haha..
18) How many bodies can fit in your trunk? to be comfortable, like 3
19) Is this the style of vehicle you thought you would be driving at your age? i guess. everyone has a silver corolla now, booo
20) Are you fully covered with Insurance? si
21) What do you wish you could change about your car? i wana get my grill changed cause its fading. and i dont like the material of my car seats, its like a towel material
22) Have you ever slept in this vehicle? yea @ red rock & parking lot @ work :]
23) Whats your best memory with your car? driving to see the stars @ red rock with g & when i first got it i drove down the strip with jen & chanelle yelling @ the tourists
this is from peters post :)
Thanks to All of You...=)
I want to thank you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to get a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer use margarine because it has plastic ingredients
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM(EDT) this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.
I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
Have a wonderful day.
11:45 AM; peace out!
