Monday, February 20, 2006
arnold (20:35:05): ...you broke the vacuum?
me (20:35:08): when youre trying to make it look like you did shit when parents were gone
me (20:35:16): yea the stupid bottom part came off
me (20:35:20): so me & neil super glued it
arnold (20:35:24): hahahaha
me (20:35:24): voilaaa!! :-D
me (20:35:26): hahaha
arnold (20:35:27): thats the fix all cure
me (20:35:34): heck yea it worked
arnold (20:35:42): broken vacuum? super glue..
arnold (20:35:47): broken vase? super glue..
arnold (20:35:51): broken arm? super glue..
arnold (20:36:00): broken pride? super glue...
me (20:36:02): hahaha
arnold (20:36:07): hahaha
arnold (23:27:49): A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, Id like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said Id like two pickets to Tittsburgh., so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.
But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
arnold (23:28:21): AHAHAHA
10:58 PM; peace out!
